Showing posts with label fictional postcards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fictional postcards. Show all posts

25 October 2012

POSTCARDS FROM THE CAPTAIN: When Evil Attempts Good





As kids, my siblings and I much enjoyed The Rocky & Bullwinkle animated TV series.  One of the segments in the show was the ongoing saga of Dudley Do-Right. 
"Dudley Do-Right is a dim-witted, but conscientious and cheerful Canadian Mountie who is always trying to catch his nemesis Snidely Whiplash, more often succeeding by pure luck than anything else. He romantically pursued Nell Fenwick, the daughter of Inspector Fenwick, the head of the Mountie station." [from the Wikipedia article]

My late brother, The Captain, was inspired by this when he wrote this postcard to me back in 1998.





TRANSCRIPTION

Dear Mom and Dad,

I know you taught me to be evil and mean is the real joy in life but Dudley keeps rescuing Nell from the tracks and I am really getting depressed. I am thinking of giving up evil to open a beauty shop: "Whiplash Eyelash So Fast."  What do you think?  Should I give meanest one more try?

Snidley
(your son)


06 August 2012

SENT OUT: First Class Hotel



Addendum to this post, which was prescheduled:
The Mars Curiosity Rover landed successfully some 9+ hours ago. 
Here's NASA's animated video that shows what had to happen for it to work . . . . it did!


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I found this postcard in an old moving box.  
Looks to be at least 40 years old, maybe more.  
Perfect for a letter game.







21 July 2012

RECEIVED: A Friend of Mr. Crumble Travels





I continue to receive anonymous postcards and they continue to amuse and entertain.






17 July 2012

05 July 2012

SENT OUT: Old Timey Happy Meals


Sent to a friend who is under the weather.  (Used first class stamp as it was an over-sized postcard.  Also used a non-US stamp for added decoration!)







10 June 2012

SENT OUT: One Postcard with Four Tales





There is no requirement in the writing of a fictional correspondence that a postcard must be only fictional.  The making of these things is entirely a matter of what the author feels like at the moment.  For instance, the postcard below which I recently sent off.

On its back is a pleasant note to a very real friend.  She had written me of late, on a very odd stationery; "paper" that was actually made of plastic.  I was replying to thank her for an article she'd sent and to comment on a book she had recommended and that I had finally obtained in hardcover.  

Aside:  It is my belief that good books ought to be read in their finest form which, to me, is a cloth-bound item with exceptionally good quality paper for its pages.  I have used PC Kindle to read and find it unsatisfying mostly because a laptop screen is ill-configured, ergonomically and optically, for recreational reading.  I hope, someday, to try a real Kindle -- or Nook -- and then see what I think of ebookery.*

On the front of the postcard I have taken the opportunity to record four different tales - or implications that might form tales.




Tale 1 (bottom of frame):  Left disconsolate by the herd's rejection of his time-travel roller skates invention, Tycho sought a solitary refuge deep within the forest unaware his future selves hovered nearby. (Thereby disproving the time travel paradox of meeting oneself.)

Tale 2 (top of frame ):  The trees, whose lifespans could be measured in millennia, had heard it all before and felt sympathy for the young therapod.

Tale 3 (left of frame): [The forest was a silent place.]

Tale 4 (right of frame):  [In future eras, the red moss would be used to dye the court robes of royalty.]



*  My day job sees me using a computer quite a bit, however, so leisure reading on a machine does not appeal to me aesthetically.

30 May 2012

RECEIVED: Just in from Boston



Somebody out there has one crazy typewriter!
 (Thanks!)






15 May 2012

SENT OUT: Time Travelling Brownies



A very fun aspect of fictional postcards -- and mail art in general -- is recycling any old what not for mailing.  The other day I made us some boxed brownies. The box front was perfect for my nefarious activities!  Just added a few dino stickers and voila!







13 May 2012

Fictional Correspondences: Addressing Fictional Postcards for the NonFictional U.S. Mail



A later post in this series will go into detail on the making of a "really real" looking faux envelope.  But since you want want that imaginary letter to reach its very real recipient, you'll need to take care in how you address the item that the USPS actually sees!

Happily, our friends at the Post Office have published a nicely detailed document about it.




You can find the whole caboodle at this link here.
Here are the basics (below).



What MUST be present is a correct street address, city, state, and zipcode.  The P.O. folks state to use the real name of the recipient. Some postal peeps won't deliver an item if the name of the person who actually lives  at the address is not present.  Then again, we keep getting mail here at our flat addressed to the last 4-5 people who lived here before us!

Fine and dandy - but what if what you are sending is a POSTCARD?  In the olden days, postcard addresses were pretty loose.  Somehow they arrived.




If you live in a small town this might still work, but nowadays it's more likely the postcard will never arrive. You can still play around a bit, though -- within limits. 

(1) Write the letter part to/from the fictional characters 
but address it to the real person. 



(2) Keep the surname of the "real person" in your address, 
but be playful.




(3) Use the fictional recipient's name along with c/o (i.e., "in the care of"] the name of the real person.




Then again, you could be bold and daring like my brother The Captain, who changed the name and misspelled the street of this postcard he sent me once.  Somehow it reached our mailbox.




And, of course, be sure you have the correct postage.  Here are the current rates (as of May 2012).
For First Class Letters
  • 1 ounce: 45¢
    2 ounces: 65¢
    3 ounces: 85¢
    3.5 ounces: $1.05
  • postcard: 32¢ (a non-standard sized postcard will require additional postage)
  • square envelope.: add 20¢
 And a little more info, FYI.

 Image source/credit


Next in the Series: So Now You Are an Imaginary Correspondent . . . What's Next? ~ This will be posted on 25 May as I have some other fun stuff to post in the meantime!

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5. Fictional Correspondences: Addressing Fictional Postcards for the NonFictional U.S. Mail (this post)


26 April 2012

RECEIVED: When Gravity Runs Amok

Another highly entertaining postcard arrived recently.  Authored via typewriter.  And for a second time, the post cancellation mark (missing in this instance) gives me no help in identifying the author.  Am pretty sure I know, but I like the 2% of it possibly not being that person!

What's also fun is the continuing change of character and locale.  A Fictional Correspondence, such as I have been describing here of late, can be a matter of the same people writing within the same storyline (like this).  Or it can be one-off postcards like this and the last one I received




Update: The author of this and the earlier one fell into the aforementioned 2%!  What a hoot!  The person who I thought sent these is going to be mighty puzzled by a recent letter then.  [Raises glass in toast to the author.]



The inspiration for these kinds of postcards came from a column by Anne Herbert titled "The Rising Sun Neighborhood Newsletter" published in The Next Whole Earth Catalog.*  In one portion of the column Herbert describes an old friend and town eccentric Amanda Madison.
"Amanda died in 1969 and was old and everyone loved her.  She started her unusual career by not marrying, which was quite unusual at the time."
Amanda Madison had a friend, 8 year old Lu Ann Sellers.  They had a correspondence going -- written as if they were both going around the world, one from the West and the other from the East.  Sadly, Amanda died before the two of them could complete their journeys. 



The young Lu Ann was devastated: "I'm only in Bengali!" she wept to friends at Amanda's memorial service, "I never got to tell her how much I liked her card from the organ grinder's convention in Kansas City, KS."  Amanda and Lu Ann apparently never spoke of the correspondence when they saw each other.  Their plan had been to talk all about it when they finished their imaginary expeditions.



Herbert says that in trying to comfort Lu Ann, an idea was born: "Write about the rest of your trip to me, " she said, and in doing so she, Lu Ann and many others realized that their friend Amanda "could live forever in the mail."   This group of friends shared Amanda's postcards over and over - restamping them, readdressing them.  

But Amanda wrote to others as well.  Herbert reports that "She started writing postcards to everyone, to people she saw everyday, that had nothing to do with anything."

"Postcards of Miami Beach written as if she were an antarctic explorer -- Took this in my gear to remind me of warm weather. We'll meet on the beach soon, love.  Progress is good but we had to put down a penguin rebellion last night.  It was rough but we're safe now. Think of you always, Norbert"

This was during the time of the Korean and Vietnam wars and many young men were being drafted.  Some of them from their town stopped by Amanda's house before they left.  She would tell them that if they didn't want to write her about what was really happening, that should write and tell her what they would rather be doing instead.

One soldier wrote her about preparing a gourmet dinner.  Another wrote from Korea, telling her about sitting in front of a fireplace, drinking wine.  Still another wrote of "planning, financing, building, and using the perfect doll house factory." 


So . . .  you can see that while the content of a fictional correspondence might be lighthearted and entertaining, the souls who write them are very tender, very real, and very human.  We share more than a game when we play a letter game.  As Amanda Madison said,
"Life is alternately boring and horrifying and we are all quite unreasonably lonely and I see no reason to treat dreams as some unmentionable head lice.  We all have them and might as well mail them to each other until we learn how to talk."

* Edited by Stewart Brand. Random House, 1980. ISBN: 0394707761. The Amanda Madison columns may be found on pages 113-121 and 131-135.

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16 April 2012

SENT & RECEIVED: Dino . . . Meet Monster



The old adage Write a letter, get a letter came true for me big time lately. 
I sent off the first postcard below. 
Found the 2nd item in my P.O. box yesterday.  
FUN!!




(The torn corner inspired the whole thing.)







(All the inks on this one are metallic - looks even better than this scan!)






No doubt the tale will continue.

12 April 2012

RECEIVED: From a Gallant Gentleman



Every now and then this sort of thing appears in my mailbox.




Since I cannot manage a post card in any of my typewriters, I am very curious as to what machine was used.


09 January 2012

POSTCARDS FROM THE CAPTAIN: Zeppelin Capture

It's been awhile since I posted one of my long-ago-received silly postcards from The Captain.  Here is Number 4 of the series.



Transcription

Well, we finished building the bridge but I don't know if the zeppilin capture system on the train is going to work.  That stupid engineer didn't do the math right again.  Hope it doesn't blow up again.  Keep your fingers crossed.   Zeke



. . . and more to come

05 January 2012

SENT OUT: The Golden Broccoli Trophy



Some time back a musician friend of our took a sabbatical in our fair city and stayed with us.  She took a part time job at a nearby health foods grocery.  One of the silly things she and her mates did was 'ramp running' - which was nothing more than moving quickly up and down the ramps of the delivery trucks.


That memory came back to mind when I saw this postcard the other day - and knew immediately that an annual event surely must exist out there for these folks.



TRANSCRIPTION

Dear Marge -- Great news! Our team won the regionals of this year's Ramp Runners Tournament!  The championship is being held in Chattanooga on 12/28.  Leslie still has his van, so we'll be all driving down together. (Hope the weather holds!) We've been training 8 hours a day - so we're psyched!  Wish us luck!.  The Golden Broccoli Trophy will be coming back to Milwaukee this year fer shur!  XXO - Larry



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